:D
As promised, here is the first edition to the 'Things you should know about women that they wont ever tell you'
(If you're a woman, just play along. Its really fun to mess with their heads :P )
1) Women contradict everything. All the time. We disguise it saying that women are complex, not true. women are confused. All the time so there are never really any absolutes and the only way to really know if she means what she says is to note the tone and expression with which things were said.(more on tones and expressions later)
2) You are never right.
For example
" What should I wear tonight? "
"Wear anything you like "
" Does this look ok? *holds up dress* "
"Yeah, sure"
"You never take an interest in anything I have to say or do"
" What? "
" Do I look ok in this?"
" Yeah, its fine"
"Fine? I look fat, dont I?"
"No! You're gorgeous!"
" You dont really care about me. "
No matter what you say, you are never right. In a group of girls the way this works is that other girls are simply more right than boys, who are wrong. Always.
(But like I said women are always contradictory, the exceptions to this rule are
a) If boy in question is fixing something
b) If boy in question is not the boyfriend
c) If boy in question is taking you home
d) If boy in question is dating your best friend
and there are contextual exceptions too.
but more on that later.
